Insert Abrupt Laughter Here.

I just saw on some celebrity news show that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might name their kid "XENU." According to the cult religion scientology of which Tom Cruise is an active proponent and member, Xenu is an alien galactic ruler from 75 million years ago.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't it just be an ironic hoot if Katie got post-pardum you know what?